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theteabaron:

mymompickedthisurl:

this is God’s way of telling you that you have too much fucking money

Holy balls, I want.

ssweet-dispositionn:

smokeuntilmy3eyesbleed:

fucking jon stewart is the man haha

I love this man

thatsmallbluebox:

she looks legitimately troubled

mandapanda04:

loverandwriter:

bijiip:

loverandwriter:

thenoodlebooty:

nightblogprincess:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

kingatticus:

distinctmemory:

charliexxx:

distinctmemory:

charliexxx:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:



WHY
THE ENTIRE SCHOOL WOULD HATE YOU


JINGLE JINGLE, MUTHERFUCKER.

It’s almost as bad as mum season.

What the fuck is a mum?

OH MY GOD. IS IT REALLY A TEXAS ONLY THING?!
For Homecoming, students make these THINGS from HELL that have excess amounts of ribbons and bells and they wear them all the time. They are usually placed on prize winning livestock, but somehow they made their way into schools. They have huge mums at the top, and they just get bigger and bigger each year. Sometimes they are completely covered in them. One day the students are just going to morph into one.
You knew when the season was coming because you could hear a horrifying jingle in the distance while you sleep.
They cost hundreds of dollars to make, or buy pre-made for the bigger ones. The bigger the better, and the more souls you sacrificed to get it.



What the fuck, Texas?

You don’t understand: homecoming is serious business here.
Also… is this REALLY a Texas only thing?

1. What the hell is your definition of a mum all I can see is these kids carrying their mothers around on their backs 24/7
2.  I thought Homecoming was like a big dance at the end of the year, like Prom?? Why is there livestock at homecoming??? I dont understand???????

Wow…I honestly thought this was a big thing really. My school in Texas had these too. They are huge mother fuckers and the worst part about it, you actually wanted to go to homecoming alone if you didnt feel like spending hella money. That’s because the social norm expects you to buy on of these for your date regardless of how much money you have. Yeah, homecoming also consists (at least for my school) of a big football game where the blechers are filled with guys and gals wearing this fuckers and you would hear jiggling for miles. The cheering and shouting was nothing compared to the jiggle.Oh….and after the game, then and only then, did you have an actualy dance and try not to step on the 100 dollar piece of shit you bought for your date. Because, for some dumb ass reason, girls had to have full body length mums and guys have shoulder length mums. It’s pretty damn stupid.

I saw girls in high school that had to get a back-harness for theirs xD I almost had to for one of mine once. And since I had a boyfriend at a different high school (who’s family was pretty rich) they would make me a different one for BOTH freaking homecomings to wear at school that Friday. They’d put little games and cowbells and stuff on it. I guess it’s just a Texas thing, but oh my gosh it was a thing for sure xD the back harnesses though. HARNESSES.

WAIT!? THIS IS JUST A TEXAS THING?! OMG! It’s also important to note that typically a girlfriend makes her boyfriend’s garter and the boyfriend “makes” (read buys) their girlfriend’s mum. Or your parents buy you one. Also, the mothers of the football players and cheerleaders where mums to the homecoming game.

I can confirm that this is not in California, at least. I had no idea what the fuck these were at all until i saw a sign for them.

They are satan’s favorite accessory.

We do the mum thing in Arkansas too!!  But I’ve never seen one as large as some of these Texas ones…even when I lived in TEXAS!  I was at a Homecoming game one time when they had to announce from the grand-stand that people needed to stop using the whistles on their mums because it was confusing refs and players!

That shit can stay down south.

mandapanda04:

loverandwriter:

bijiip:

loverandwriter:

thenoodlebooty:

nightblogprincess:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

kingatticus:

distinctmemory:

charliexxx:

distinctmemory:

charliexxx:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

WHY

THE ENTIRE SCHOOL WOULD HATE YOU

JINGLE JINGLE, MUTHERFUCKER.

It’s almost as bad as mum season.

What the fuck is a mum?

OH MY GOD. IS IT REALLY A TEXAS ONLY THING?!

For Homecoming, students make these THINGS from HELL that have excess amounts of ribbons and bells and they wear them all the time. They are usually placed on prize winning livestock, but somehow they made their way into schools. They have huge mums at the top, and they just get bigger and bigger each year. Sometimes they are completely covered in them. One day the students are just going to morph into one.

You knew when the season was coming because you could hear a horrifying jingle in the distance while you sleep.

They cost hundreds of dollars to make, or buy pre-made for the bigger ones. The bigger the better, and the more souls you sacrificed to get it.

What the fuck, Texas?

You don’t understand: homecoming is serious business here.

Also… is this REALLY a Texas only thing?

1. What the hell is your definition of a mum all I can see is these kids carrying their mothers around on their backs 24/7

2.  I thought Homecoming was like a big dance at the end of the year, like Prom?? Why is there livestock at homecoming??? I dont understand???????

Wow…I honestly thought this was a big thing really. My school in Texas had these too. They are huge mother fuckers and the worst part about it, you actually wanted to go to homecoming alone if you didnt feel like spending hella money. That’s because the social norm expects you to buy on of these for your date regardless of how much money you have.
Yeah, homecoming also consists (at least for my school) of a big football game where the blechers are filled with guys and gals wearing this fuckers and you would hear jiggling for miles. The cheering and shouting was nothing compared to the jiggle.
Oh….and after the game, then and only then, did you have an actualy dance and try not to step on the 100 dollar piece of shit you bought for your date. Because, for some dumb ass reason, girls had to have full body length mums and guys have shoulder length mums. It’s pretty damn stupid.

I saw girls in high school that had to get a back-harness for theirs xD I almost had to for one of mine once. And since I had a boyfriend at a different high school (who’s family was pretty rich) they would make me a different one for BOTH freaking homecomings to wear at school that Friday. They’d put little games and cowbells and stuff on it. I guess it’s just a Texas thing, but oh my gosh it was a thing for sure xD the back harnesses though. HARNESSES.

WAIT!? THIS IS JUST A TEXAS THING?! OMG! It’s also important to note that typically a girlfriend makes her boyfriend’s garter and the boyfriend “makes” (read buys) their girlfriend’s mum. Or your parents buy you one. Also, the mothers of the football players and cheerleaders where mums to the homecoming game.

I can confirm that this is not in California, at least. I had no idea what the fuck these were at all until i saw a sign for them.

They are satan’s favorite accessory.

We do the mum thing in Arkansas too!!  But I’ve never seen one as large as some of these Texas ones…even when I lived in TEXAS!  I was at a Homecoming game one time when they had to announce from the grand-stand that people needed to stop using the whistles on their mums because it was confusing refs and players!

That shit can stay down south.

felizverde:

piplups:



my god that gif was made for this moment

felizverde:

piplups:

my god that gif was made for this moment

noelfuckinfisher:

can noel fisher be in 12 episode next season?

thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

spreaditlikeavirus:

afgaganistan:

flipping your pillow over to the cold side

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Biting your pillow as your ass is being rammed.

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That escalated quickly